They said this surprise would help me since I don't have much chur (you know, chub and fur) and I'm always snuggling into blankets to keep warm. That sounded great! I wondered what it could be.
Little did I know that the surprise was going to be an instrument of torture. As soon as I saw it, I started running. The maid/mommy held me down and put it over my head. I, of course, put up a good fight. She somehow got it on me anyway. It was terrible! How could anyone do this to any kitty they supposedly love?
When she turned me loose I rolled and wiggled and tried to push it off. I was successful in getting it off of me pretty quickly, but she put it right back on. I started slinking around the house like I was fighting this thing that was wrapped around me. But then I realized, this doesn't feel too bad. In fact, it's kind of warm and cozy. It's like being wrapped in a blanket and still being able to walk around.
Wow! This must be the greatest invention ever. A blanket that moves with you... I wonder what it's called?